Bike wash slogan?

Question

The store that I work at is holding a bike wash this week, and we're trying to think of some funny things to write on our signs. Any ideas? We don't need them to be PG. We want clever and original. Thanks!

Answer 1

Here are some articles that discuss the details of slogan writing. Why certain slogans work and why some don't. You will find these helpful in writing a new slogan.

A Look at Slogans - http://www.small-business-software.net/l...

Unique Selling Proposition - http://www.small-business-software.net/u...

Goodluck!

Answer 2

"You should always wash anything you put between your legs"

Answer 3

I have a fond spot for double entendres and MR is clearly on his game today.  That's a big thumbs up.

Here are a few more:

- Clean Cycle, Wash Cycle, Rinse Cycle, Scrub Cycle, etc. take your choice.

- Saddle Soapers

- Wheelie Washers

Hope this helps.

Answer 4

Contest over. M R wins, easily