Birthday present for Mad Uncle Willard up in the attic?

Question

Some time ago we had to chain Uncle Willard up in the attic after the unfortunate little incident with a tuba, four feet of lino and the Redhill 59th Girl Guides.

It was either that or the North Surrey Home For The Bewildered (and the resultant bad publicity which would shame the family name).

It is Uncle Willard's birthday and we cannot think of anything suitable for him.

Any ideas folks?

Answer 1

reptile

Answer 2

A set of Bongo Drums, Maracas, some sticky vinyl floor tiles & a few members of your local Salvation Army Band up the attic for tea & a good old Jammin' session.

Renditions of Lyno Richie's songs will probably be the most popular with your Uncle Willard's past history !

Good Luck & may your Uncle Willard have a Happy Birthday. X :-)

Answer 3

some dvds and a portable dvd player for him LOL

that i think is normal and fun  

Answer 4

Fresh meat that he has to chase after and squeals a lot when caught....some fun for the old bugger.

Answer 5

Freedom!