Black hurricanes....?

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Black hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo *** like Leroy on a crotch rocket!

***** be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE ****!

Answer 1

That was funny. But at the same time it is sad that this lady would insist naming hurricanes after common Black names. Hurricanes are not fun, they are serious and deadly. Who would want a hurricane named after them? I sure don't. But they can't use my name because it means beautiful and there is nothing beautiful about a hurricane.

Answer 2

I don't find that funny! More like stupid! All african american names are not like that! How about the russians who names are like adajasyasky or something! And a lot of African Americans speak in the kings english you fool!

But good joke!

Answer 3

Yo HA Ha, love it!

Answer 4

hurkane shaniqua is a comin run fools run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

i giggled. funny....