Blond jokes! not to good?

Question

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.

After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.

Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

Answer 1

Living here in the Land of Lakes I have heard those before, and repeated them many times.

They are two good ones.

Answer 2

blondes aren't stupid.

you can't tell by hair color how smart someone is..

it's just that blonde bimbo's act dumb.

Answer 3

funny

Answer 4

My wife is a blond and i can attest she does some dumb things,but i think she knows to take the boat off the trailer.I think!

Answer 5

LOL   very   funny

Answer 6

I'm blonde and thought they were funny.

Mostly , I have seen guys do bad things with boats...truck in the lake with boat and trailer not locked on ball , lost in river after backing in. One guy drove onto his trailer and to get further on he gunned it and ran allthe way thru the window to his Tahoe.

I guess it happens more to guys because mostly guys are out there.  

Women must do it perfectly or guys will laugh at us, I have actually gotten cheers and clapping for trailering a boat the first time in horrible conditions, some of the guys couldn't get even on 5 -6 tries, they just had to jump out and pull the rope to get it on.

Answer 7

Reported, but not documented, that the first is a true story out of California. The only difference I've heard in the tale is that the mechanic could not for the life of him figure out why the boat would not get up on plane when he had it at full throttle. "Then" he jumped into the h20 and...

Answer 8

I was sitting in my boat waiting my turn at the ramp when a man backed his runabout down the ramp and got out of the truck. ( a blond man no less) A woman that I assume was his wife got out from the other side and went around and got in the drivers side. Typical launch ramp maneuver, until the man lifts the trailer off the ball and the wife drives off. He gets into the boat and chugs out into the lake. I wave off my buddy who was next in line and I follow this idiot to see what he was going to do. He motored up to a boathouse and got out and waded to shore and went into the boathouse. He returned with a cable which he attached to the tongue of the trailer. He then went back to the boathouse and flipped a switch and winched the trailer, with the boat on it, into the boathouse and closed the door. I saluted him as I sneaked away. Some dumb blond, Huh!.