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Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

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A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding.

She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.

Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself.

She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says.........

"If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."

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  1. haha, this is a good one.


  2. hahaha. good one Steve, and you say I'm funny!

    have a star mate

  3. ha ha   morning Steve

  4. Hee Ha ha Ha !!!

  5. Ha ha........love it.......x

  6. lol

    thanks Steve I needed that

    like really Bad =))

  7. HAHAHA CANT BREATH! Wow that just brightened my day thanks :)

    I love being brunette.......

  8. Haha I really like that one!  

  9. Hardy Har Har!

    Thanks for a well needed joke. :)

  10. lol thats a good one


  11. hah

    heard it before but still funny

  12. hahahahahaha   I am so stealing this one.....lol...hehehee

  13. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, you made me snort, that's not s**y...

    ssıʞ ♥ kiss

  14. funny joke, but i have heard this one before!!!

  15. ive heard this before but its still funny lol

  16. whats the brunettes mating call?

    -has the blonde left yet?

    what do you call a brunette in  a room full of blondes?

    -invisible

  17. Very good, i'll star this one so my blond friend can see it.

  18. I was taking a drink as I was reading this.  Thanks a lot! now I have mountain dew all over my monitor.  LMAO and chocking on pop at the same time.

  19. hahaha nice once. have a star!

  20. Lol. It's funny.. but blonde jokes aren't. Gr.

  21. Hee hee....Very  cute!  

  22. haha you are NUTS

  23. LMAO..

  24. Haha,... that was a good one!

    How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

    **wave**

  25. Whatever..*rolls eyes*

    <-------------Blonde

    *giggles just a bit*

  26. * tee hee

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