Blonde Jokes. Can you get the answers?

Question

First to get them right gets the points =) They're really easy trust

1.How did the blonde try to kill a fish?

2.How did the blonde try to kill a bird?

Answer 1

drowns it

drops it from a high place

Answer 2

1.  She threw the fish in the lake to drown!

2.  She threw the bird from the window of a high rise building!!!.

Answer 3

1. She drowns it

2. She threw it off a cliff

Answer 4

1 Drown it

2 Drop it from a high place

Answer 5

1. drowning it

2. throwing out the window

Answer 6

1)drowned that bad boy and so it couldnt breath underwater she put her hands over the mouth

2)dropped it out of a tree