Blonde ~~ and lie detector.. funny?

Question

An Englishman, an American and a native Blonde are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The native Blonde says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

Answer 1

oldd but still funny =D

Answer 2

not very funny

but a little...

Answer 3

I am agree with you what you say in Additional Details.  

Answer 4

who ever can't take a little joke shouldn't be in the jokes and riddles section. this is meant for people with a sense of humor.

by the way  the joke was hilarious.

Answer 5

NO IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!! IT IS HURTFUL! :.-( X( And btw I am a blonde. I am a straight A student.

Answer 6

lol

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b***h tonight, Dave."

Answer 7

I though it was funny but I laugh at everything...

I asked my dad and he said the same as yo, old but still funny.

Answer 8

Made me smile

Answer 9

Not funny - sorry i'm a natural blonde and also have a degree and a high powered job - yawn to blonde jokes

Answer 10

hahahahaha, that was nice one.

one day father ask his son why were you late?

son said i was in the school........ buzzzzz goes the machine.

son said ok i went to religious movie.....  buzzzzz goes the machine. then the son said i went to see a s**y movie.

father said when i was at your age i had never been to any cinema... buzzzz goes the machine.

then mother said after all he is your son....

buzzzz goes the machine again.

Answer 11

g*y but funny.

Answer 12

thts mean and im blonde!!!!