2 blondes walk into a wall you think one of them wouldve seen it.
how do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.
what happened to the blonde tapdancer? she fell in the sink
y did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? because it said concentrate.
2 blondes lock their keys in their car they are still trying to get it out when one of them says quickly its starting to rain and the top is down
3 blondes are out hunting and they come across a set of tracks the first says they are deer tracks the second says no they are elk tracks
the thirds says ur both wrong they are moose tracks they are still arguing when the train hit them. lmao
their are a redhead and a blonde they are watching the 6 o clock news and the redhead says i bet u 10 bucks tht guy will jump of the bridge the blonde excepts. they watch it and sure enough the guy jumps. the redhead goes oh i gotta be honest with u i saw this happen at 5 o clock the blonde replies so di i, i didnt think he would do it again.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
by the way i do like blondes becuse most of the girls i kno r blonde i just like blonde jokes and if u want mre just ask lmao
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