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Blonde logic....do you like it?

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!

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  1. hahahahaha!

    omg ahahahaahahaha

    thats amazing!


  2. lmao this is HILARIOUS!!

  3. ha ha ha~~!!!! as always hearing the echo of the blonde drum ~~!!!!dum dum da dum dum ~!!! lolzzz

  4. hahahahahahahaha

  5. nice one!!!

  6. hahaaha

  7. I LOVE all of them...especially March, May, August, September, October, November, December, and of course, ... July. They were sooo funny!

  8. Yeah

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