Bob Probert and Kimbo Slice drop the gloves and go toe-to-toe on the ice. Who do you think would win and why?

Question

This is assuming Kimbo can't really skate of course. I could argue it either way.

Answer 1

Who is Kimbo Slice?  Whoever he is, I'm sure Probie could take him.

Answer 2

clarification - Is this Probert on coke?

Answer 3

Kimbo would fall and crack his head open before it even started......so I guess it would be a NC, than at the last minute Link Geatz stands out of the crowd and calls out Probert who in turn steps over the recently deceased Kimbo to take on the challenger.

Thompson wins 1st Rnd TKO

Answer 4

hahaha i dunno dude.. close call.

but i get called kimbo slice all the time from friends =\ lol

Answer 5

Well....I would take Kimbo Slice even if he can't skate.Kimbo wouldn't wear a jersey so he would have an upper hand there.Bobby is old and wore down and Kimbo is a beast.

Answer 6

On ice? Probert would win easily. Especially if it was the 80's, he'd probably be so jacked up on hard drugs that you could shoot the guy and not take him down

Answer 7

r u kidding me?

Probie!

the reason why most of what MMA fighters can do is because of the friction and force that they use to push off w/ their feet, and balance. kimbo would be toast!

Answer 8

If its on skates I'll take Bobby but in any other way"ring,octagon,cage,alley" I'm taking Kimbo because not only is his hands like a sledgehammer but his head is as big as a basketball.

Answer 9

Where is that option of thumbing down a question. What a stupid question.

Answer 10

They Might be Giants ....Homes

But he never squares off with Universe Man

Answer 11

i like Probert a lot, but Kimbo would kill him

Answer 12

Probert on ice, Kimbo on flat ground.

Kimbo's weight advantage would mean nothing if they fought on ice.

If they were on concrete, or some other non-ice surface, Kimbo would just press poor Bob 'til there was nowhere left to go.

Unless Probert had some coke. Then all bets are off. He can resist even Tazers when under the effects!

Answer 13

ice hockey players are figure skaters, not athletes, so kimbo would win with his eyes closed

Answer 14

I hope somebody "gets" this.....

Probert IS "Triangle Man" He always wins!

Answer 15

It all depends if the Zamboni just gave a fresh cut, cause if there's snow on the ice Probert would have his nose in it before Kimbo threw a punch. I think Slice will take it he fights with more of a "kill you" mentality

Answer 16

Bobby Clobber would beat the daylights out of Kimbo on the ice. In the gutter it may be a different story though.

Answer 17

Kimbo Slice is a trained fighter. Probert was a huge slab of meat. Assuming that Slice can't skate I think he drags Probert down to ice level and beats the snot out of him.

Answer 18

Bob

Answer 19

after a few exchanges bobby takes him down

for some good ole ground n pound where kimbo taps out