Bored neeed jokes and riddles!!!please :)?

Question

i need jokes and riddles because im really bored for riddle please put the answer in

Answer 1

why does snoop dogg carry and umberella?

fo' drizzle.

enjoy.

Answer 2

why did the chicken cross the road?i think u know why

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 3

heres a pretty good riddle:

A man pushes a car to a hotel. He owes the owner of the hotel money. Why is this so?

Answer: They're playing monopoly

Answer 4

What is Victoria's Secret?

Liposuction.

Also, go to http://www.hilariousauctions.com.

Answer 5

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitc... is seven.

Three plus six, the son of a bitc... is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you

teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the sonof a bitc... is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

Answer 6

    Twins

This blonde's boyfriend was in the drive way  when  she came  running out and  started jumping up and down . Her boy friend  asked her ,"What  are  you  so happy about ?" She answered, because  Iam pregnant and  we are having twins.  He asked her ,"how do you  know?", she answered, I  took two pregnancy tests and they said that I was  pregnant both times.