Boxing Match Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington?

Question

Two of the best presidents:

Throw 'em in a ring who wins

Answer 1

Without question...Abe Lincoln.

Answer 2

"Honest Abe" verse the "Cherrytree Chopper"

I think I'll have to give the early rounds to the Great Emancipator as he would dance around the ring using his jab to frustrate George. But sooner of later George would work himself inside and start working the body of Lincoln while throwing out insults like "It only took me once to get elected. What did it take you 16?" "I've seen better beards on a crogmagnum skull." "Why the top hat? Do you have a cane to do a jig too?" Of course Abe would try to rebutt and mock George's wig and ignore his wit but eventually he would tire and George would clobber him with a wild haymaker and knock him out in the 8th round.

Now Teddy Roosevelt is who George ought to look out for as he had boxed in college. Perhaps Roosevelt and Jefferson can square off and take on the winner. Determine who the better face on Mount Rushmore really is.

Answer 3

Lincoln..better reach..He would knock out George's wooden teeth..lol

Answer 4

I think it's quite boring to drag two dead men in a ring and watch them fester.

Answer 5

Abe had a weak chin and a soft spot on the back of his head.  GW would uncork a vicious combo and lay Honest Abe the f**k out.

Answer 6

I'll take Abe Lincoln with the superior reach, plus would George use a wooden mouthpiece?  And would it be 4 score and 10 rounds ago?

Answer 7

Abe Lincoln by a 2nd Round Knockout.  His reach would slaughter George.