Boy friend farts!?! Help!

Question

Hi there.

Recently my partner has been doing really gross things. I love him dearly but sometimes he just stinks!

He has been having really bad gas recently, here are some examples of when he has shared it with me.

- The other day on the way to work he keep popping little stinky ones and he stunk out the car!

- Camping a few weeks ago, in our tent he was doing silent stinkers and I was like whats that smell>? I kicked him out while he released it but it still stunk!

- I was lying in bed and he came in a sat by me, chatting to me then swung his butt over and farted in my face!

Its not his diet and im sure all males f**t this much but its the way he does it!!

We were in our living room the other day making out on the couch and then he goes and crouches in the corning letting rip!!

Should I get revenge ? Does anyone else experience this?

If you have some gross farting stories please share them! I need to see if hes normal!

Answer 1

my boyfriend was fixing the washer in our laundry room today and when i came down he said not to come in because he had farted!

Ask for a warning or for him to be courteous and do it elsewhere!

Answer 2

Its a sign he feels totally comfortable around you & he knows it gets to you... f**t near him next time, he'll probably think its hilarious  haha that's sounds gross but its probably true  

Answer 3

It's a sign he loves you and is comfortable around you. Men don't f**t in front of those they don't feel comfortable around.

If you f**t back, it will just gross him out and turn him off BAD. You don't want to do that. He will never look at you the same again.

Men know women f**t but we just don't want to smell it or hear it. As far as we are concerned you f**t rose scent and never p**p.