Breaking Wind - When you f**t in public do you say...?

Question

1 - I'm sorry

2 - Hope no one noticed

3 - blame the dog

4 - blame someone else

5 - other

* 10 minut

Answer 1

I can hold my f**t almost all the time. I usually just pretend like I need to pee or go get something and go do it away from the group.

Of course this is only in public when I'm needed to be prof. but at home I let them rip and watch my roomie and bf laugh.

Answer 2

say ohh my shoes squeak a lot it is really weird

dont bring it up only if someone say something or makes a face

Answer 3

Sweetie if you can't hold it in just do like the guys do, ask someone to pull your finger. - Just kidding.

Blame it on the dog.  

Answer 4

Me and my boyfriend always f**t in public. People look over, but nothing else really happens. Who cares? I don't. So what if they think it's rude? I can't help it if I have to f**t. I can't hold it in. It freaking hurts to hold in farts.

People. Stop holding in your farts. It can't be good for you. And stop doing it in the bathroom. Your making that place smell. Jesus. It's bad enough women go in there to take huge dumps and then don't flush it. Have some freaking respect.

Answer 5

Hope no one noticed, but if they did blame someone else. xD

Answer 6

say..."yeah that was me, you gotta problem with that?"

cos i'm sorry but girls do f**t.

i wish everyone would get over it already!

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Answer 7

4,5 if i would f**t i would feel it so i would go somewhere else like a crowd and f**t then i blame someone else and say what stinks ? first so no one would suspect it was me xP

Answer 8

I would either say excuse me if someone knows for sure, or look at someone else with disgust without saying anything.