Breaking down Breaking Dawn. Haters only?!!!

Question

Over 170 people on Amazon have returned Breaking Dawn to express their dissatisfaction to the publishers, editors, and Stephenie Meyer. Of course, I have no way of knowing if ALL of them actually returned it but their hatred and disappointment is crystal clear:) I just want to know how many angry people have actually returned it. Just answer and tell what you hated the most. and please, i do not want to hear any more lectures on "Returning books is like stealing!". This is reserved for Breaking Dawn haters only.

Answer 1

I can already see the number of angry fans that will be killing me over this.

to me...

this book was just S****y. I can't believe meyer succeeded in wearing out the whole Bella and Edward thing. I actually got annoyed with both of them in this book since all i kept coming across was them dictating their love every minute saying the cheesiest stuff like "I can't stand to leave you for another minute, love". I was extremely disappointed with how Meyer made Edward seem like some obsessive boyfriend/husband who couldn't leave his partner's side for one fraction of a second. And do i even have to explain how Bella became even..more of a *itch by the end of this book?

from the beginning when Bella got pregnant (like WTF? She's 18-not even 19!!) which was TOTALLY out of the blue and just plain STRANGE to the baby which just MAGICALLY solved everything to the "Climax" (if you can even call it a climax) that was resolved without even a tiny little fight.....i was ..just sad. Another thing..What is up with the shape shifters? Why couldn't they have turned into a bunch of oranges instead of wolves?

-response to Madi:

I TOTALLY agree with everything you pointed out. From the beginning, i was wondering how the heck Edward could you know..get an erection. Or how he could concieve a kid with Bella. Number 1-hasn't all his sperm died?? He's over a century old! Number 2- He can't produce new sperm since he's a stone (basically dead). Period.  And yet, Meyer claims that "male vampires are physically capable of doing so" ...oh Realllllly? And what will her explination be? Magic? Just like how magically, Bella's hole in her belly and all the broken bones just healed after she got turned into a vampire?

Oh and the grammar. I was crying inside.  Sometimes i read over things thinking it was me (there were tense changes, repeated words placed in the wrong place, etc)!  I don't fully put the blame on her though-shouldn't her editor have noticed? Isn't that their job?

Answer 2

The entire plot was stupid, no one wanted Bella to have a mutant kid, especially after SM made it perfectly clear that Edward cant do that. Edward is stone, granite for gods sake. Hes supposed to be frozen. Normal bodily functions dont work. No heart beat, no nothing. He cant even pee. And not only was the plot bad but the grammer was absolutely horrendous. Im a person who likes to pick things like that apart and never in my life have i ever read anything more grammatically incorrect than that. My classmates do better that SM did. She obviously did this fast and didnt think of the qualitly of the book, but of the quantity of copies sold.