Breaking news ( sky news)?

Question

loch ness monster been captured alive.

what will they do with her?

will they put her in a zoo?

Answer 1

you are partial to your breaking news aren't you?

Answer 2

Why not post it a fictional post or jokes and riddles this is current  events.

Answer 3

yeah and big foot just walked into Macdonalds and asked for a quarterpounder delux!

apparently he met the employee criteria and he is now working on the drive through just off route 66

Answer 4

This is really getting FUNNY -- the other question I answered had to do with aliens in Nevada.

Answer 5

course they have !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

So it`s a she?

Answer 7

Dont think so, we made that monster stuff up to con american tourists out of their cash

Answer 8

I'm quite sure that the people of Scotland have far better things to do at this time than catch monsters.

Answer 9

Now why would they want to put her in a zoo? There is nothing there you can't see on your streets

Answer 10

Yep, right, no problem...

Can anyone else smell the bullsh!t?

Answer 11

I think they should leave her in the loch... as for the question, I think it's a month too early for April Fools, so come back again later with this question & catch us all out then.

Answer 12

Kill it,  stuff it,  and put it in a museum, save it for future generations to see another extinct species!

Answer 13

they will put her back in the book of myths where it belongs

Answer 14

surely an aquarium would be more suitable.  having said that i doubt theres an aquarium big enough