Breaking or "Bricking" my PSP Slim?

Question

I need to break my PSP Slim so I get get a new one out of my warranty. I can't bang it hard or else its considered a "physical injury" Any instructions?

Answer 1

Spill some soda into the disc slot.

That might work.

Answer 2

Spit on the disc reader lens and rub it with your finger so that the lens can no longer read the discs, and then clean it ;)