Breaking wind?

Question

I have recently returned to the UK after spending many years overseas.

A few weeks ago a jolly dear friend of mine, Rodney, invited me round to his home to a Garden Party in order for me to renew contacts with chums from the olden days (rather decent of him, I must say).

It was a super spiffing day.

However, during the afternoon sun Rodney suddenly said that Reginald had 'broken wind'. Reginald was out of my line of vision at the time so I naturally assumed that he had held up a large board to prevent the wind from blowing insects onto the barby (as we did in the tropics).

Mysteriously, at that moment, the air was filled with an obnoctious odour. I suggested to Rodney that he have a man round the following Monday to fix the drainage system.

Rodney has invited me round again next week-end and I'm a little aloss at what to do. I couldn't tolerate that dreadful smell again.

Should I tell him I have a previous engagement or should I politely ask if he has had his drains repaired?

Answer 1

no you need to get more aquainted with good ol reginald, take him to an indian take away and order a jalfrezee and partake in the drinking of guiness, then nxt morning meet up again and take him somewhere nice maybe a ride on the london eye?

Answer 2

ha ha!! thats funny! yeah tell him you have a previos engagement

Answer 3

Don't go . Blow him out .

Answer 4

say  you have a previous engagement just make sure to move away from reggie when he breaks wind

Answer 5

Wowwww. Have you ever read Adrian Mole? You veryy much remind me of him!

Answer 6

Hey scoundrel, i'm sure Absolute Rotter was invited as well to the garden party, Why don't you check with him, he might provide you with an appropriate answer.

Answer 7

Using the "pinky" technique.....delicately place a clothes pin to the outside of your nostrils. This will keep the ungodly odour from seeping into your nose.  Remember...pinkys up!

Answer 8

Breaking wind means you farted, and if  Reginald  had some digestion problems before it probably will be gone by then    ^-^  enjoy hanging out

Answer 9

" What a vulgar and uncool question to ask , have you not been brought up with good manners and a sense of common deviancy ? "

Answer 10

lol

Answer 11

As long as Reginald is not there you won't have a problem.