Brett Favre???????????

Question

What color are his socks? Where does he get his hair cut? What is his favorite type of animal cracker? What type of toilet paper does he use? What is his favorite TV show? What type of lawn mower does he own? What time does he eat lunch? How many pets does he have?

Where is Chris Mortenson when you need him?

Answer 1

He has white socks with Winnie-the-Pooh embroidered on the toes.

His mother cuts his hair.

He likes giraffes.

Favre has a bidet.

He likes to watch "House".

A John Deere 9000.

He eats lunch at 1:00 PM, while watching reruns of "House".

He has a pet elephant named Stampy, and he loves him.

Answer 2

**** favre.enough said.

Answer 3

HAHAHAHA! John Clayton is coming in with the latest info!

Answer 4

blue/white

the barber

zebra

charmin

secret life/american teenager

a chair, that u sit in and drive in the lawn

12:46

2 dogs and a fish

Answer 5

rainbow

Redneck Village

Dolphin

Baby Wipes

q***r eye for the straight guy

a John Deere 5000

12:20 sharp

None he ate them all

Answer 6

LMAO!!!!hahahahahahaha So true ESPN has turned into Star Mag.

Answer 7

He wears pink socks with little kittens and puppies on them

My aunt Tilly owns a salon that he goes to..it's called Foxy Cut

I think he uses Scott one ply (he's a gluten for punishment)

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

John Deere of course.

12:04pm

He has 6 dogs, 2 cats, and a hamster named Peanut.

Answer 8

I have Mort locked in my basement but maybe i can help

What color are his socks? they are white w/ a green dot on them

Where does he get his hair cut? Bo Rics

What is his favorite type of animal cracker? Vicodin

What type of toilet paper does he use? he doesn't use TP he uses sand paper

What is his favorite TV show? Sports Center, he never gets tired of seeing himself on TV

What type of lawn mower does he own? John Deere, it's green & yeller

What time does he eat lunch? whenever the heck he wants, he's Brett Favre

How many pets does he have? 2 gerbils