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British Man arrested for molesting sheep?

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London Police said today (on yahoo) they have arrested a man for molesting sheep in Dulwich London.

Two Joggers said they saw him molesting the sheep in Bottany bay Lane, Chiselhurst.

Would he have needed to be a fast runner to catch a good looking one ??

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lol, i actually thought these types of incidents were just made up to take the mick out of people.

I cant believe somebody actually went out and done the deed :)
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some sheep like human lovin you dont need to chase them just whisper sweet barrrs in its ear and then there up for anything there filthy dont try this with cows there just stubborn little bitchs
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Yes
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I believe he has been baarred from his local. It is a great embarrassment for the poor man, his wife, Baarrbra has left him, He was last seen sat in the street, drunk singing "I'll never find another Ewe "
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He been a baaaard, baaard boy...and he mutton do it again.

I hear his mum gives him grass for breakfast....whats good enough for his girlfriend is good enough for him.
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Is this the same Guy who has been posted on here everyday this week, or is it an epidemic. LOL
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lmfao that is some sick **** lol
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Yes, the good looking ones are right little teasers, er...apparently...*whistles looking around sheepish.
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Molesting sheep ? What law exactly did he break by doing this? I mean bestiality is frowned upon morally, but is there really a law against it ? This is very strange.
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he is a cracko!
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Ha ha ha very funny joke this one. Maybe the man in Arab country molest camels ha ha ha this one is more funny... i want see camel face ha ha ha!!
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maybe the sheep was up for it! depends if he was looking sheepish or not......
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Billy Connolly always used to say that if you're going to molest a sheep take it to the edge of a cliff, and do it there.

That way it'll push back!

It also reminds me of the famous scene in the Woody Allen film 'Everything that you wanted to know about s*x.... but were too affraid to ask' Here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_a09G6r-...

enjoy ;-)
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Well, that should stop the witty comments about it only being the Welsh and Aberdonians.
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