Briton arrested for s*x attacks on sheep?

Question

We all know that this has been happening for a while in the UK in a certain region. But the true wonder is why would someone do that? And also given that a certain region with a certain people have been doing this for centuries (well known in fact and the basis for many jokes) why has this man particularly been targeted? How do you think he should be punished for such abuse? Sick ain't it?

Answer 1

Are you sure they didn't say he was a wooly jumper!!!

Answer 2

A case of ......... 'slam in the lamb' ......... or ... 'rama lama ding dong?'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka...

Answer 3

.Shagging sheep is just not on its a liberty, its not enough we eat them and nick their coats, i can´t understand how someone gets to be that perverted sad life, send him to a kangaroo court.

Gonna start a NO TO SHAGGING SHEEP CAMPAIGN

Answer 4

He's either Welsh or from Aberdeen.

Answer 5

Many parts of the UK....

Here's a song about it (NOT FOR KIDS - LYRICALLY)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e...

Sheep sh*ggers....

Went up in the hills,

We was on a binge,

Look for some pubs and up some minge.

Couldn't find us no beer,

We just found sheep,

So f*ckin' many put the Beater to sleep.

There were sheep in the fields

And under the trees,

Sheep in the houses

And under your feet.

Sheep on the pavement

Sheep in the car

Sheep in the pubs and we all got baaaarred.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

The little wooly f*ckers are all over the place,

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.

Go.

So this is what locals get up to at night.

Trying to get anthrax,

And make sure the uwe's tight.

Sunk to their n*ts whilst they're rodding a ram,

And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Sheep sh*t on their f+++skin and all over their suits,

Little black berries in their wellington boots,

Sheep sh*t on their trousers and all over their flies,

Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your ...

Sheep, sheep everywhere.

Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law...

Ooowow!

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

All the farmers daugters' got a sheepskin coat.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

Sheep, sheep everywhere.

Answer 6

can you provide a link to this news item please so i can read it for myself.

thanks

Answer 7

This isn't really news.

The English are known for bad teeth, latent homosexuality and pluking sheep.

It's what makes them English.

Answer 8

He should be behind baaaaaaaaars

Answer 9

Wasn't there a guy in Sudan who was caught having s*x with a goat?  And an American who slept with his horse.

Answer 10

I think it's a travesty.. those sheep were patently flaunting themselves...

Answer 11

What a baad man.

Answer 12

If there is such a thing as Reincarnation .........Please....Please....Anything but a sheep  for  me

Answer 13

Did you welsh on him?

Answer 14

Was there any foreplay

Answer 15

is he welsh?

Answer 16

Very unusual for a British person to do that .

Answer 17

This bloke you mean?

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews...

I can only presume that he was under the influence of drugs, since "He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply."

Have you been close to a sheep? They're not pretty and they don't smell good. They're stupid and they're filthy and they're not good kissers, so I've no idea why anyone would choose to have s*x with them. A nice clean little pig would be a much better bet.

It might be that he's been charged with this for the meantime so they can hang on to him before getting him on a drugs bust - that seems likely. If it's true, and he has been at the poor old sheep, he should be punished by having the ram get at him. I'm positive he wouldn't like that.

Answer 18

Happens all over the world.  In Sudan a man was forced to marry a goat because he was caught s******g it.  I have a friend in the military who says he saw an arab man s******g a goat through his night vision.  The guy thought everyone was asleep and nobody was watching.  In Washington state, US a guy died getting screwed by a horse.  

There are perverts everywhere.  If they're s******g an animal they should be charged with animal cruelty and locked up for a while.

Answer 19

I bet when he was caught he felt a bit sheepish. Haha a bit sheepish! Badum boom tsh.

Answer 20

Well remember:  Baaaaaaaa means NO!

Answer 21

again to be fair why use briton when its a known fact that many countries still force marriage onto not just women but the animals as well still lets not upset the religeous shirt boys eh