Broken bone stories?

Question

Any body out there got any funny broken bone stories? Mine is I broke my arm chasing a squirrel. people at school still call me squirrel-girl two years later....

Answer 1

well.

i broke my foot in a football game.

i am a qb and i tossed it to da RB and he fumbled it in the air i grabed it and went around and BOOM!  i got dog piled and my foot broke. this was last yer

Answer 2

well this isn't funny but...i was pitching in the first inning fresh off from warm ups and then i was prob throwing 73mph and then the when i pitched the batter sswungand BAM!! it nailed me in the head i got rushed to the er but i got a fractured skull and i now have a psudoanurism which is basically a geyser of blood popipingut under my skin.  i have to get surgery on my head next month to tie off the artery to stop this "geyser."

Answer 3

I have 2 funny stories for you:

I heard of 2 different guys who broke both heel bones after "falling" out of a window when someone's husband got home.

A woman went to the ER with a broken wrist saying that she fell when she was attacked by a duck.