Bruce lee alive in my mind?

Question

you say bruce lee die.........oh no,

he alive in my mind, when i go shop i kung fu the chav,

i chop the rude man in bank,

i kick the naughty school boy who steal my noodle from ny shop,

who is alive in your mind?

Answer 1

Can I have prawn crackers with that please.

Answer 2

Are you sure it's Bruce Lee and not Burt Kwok from the Pink Panther movies?

He's not dead but he's more like the stereotypical Chinese person you are being today.

If it's Bert Kwok then I will root around my brain to see if Peter Sellers is alive in there, if so then you can be my comedy sidekick.

Answer 3

Put 'Find Chuck Norris' on Google search (select I'm feeling lucky) and see what happens!  

Answer 4

Nice joke.

Keep 'em coming Danny!

Answer 5

i really dont understand your question. are you trying to be funny?

or your just a loser

there wasnt no chavs in that time. and stop being a coward by posting stupid question about some one who died.  

Answer 6

You are judging by the strange variety of questions you`re posting. Been sniffing the ol` furniture polish again? lol !