Brunette Meets Genie?

Question

Brunette Meets Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Answer 1

nice.:D

Answer 2

Yeah, I've read a similar one where a Irish man captures a lephrecaun and demands 3 wishes, only, his worst enemy will get twice that.

1st: I want a beautiful house with 14 rooms. His worst enemy gets a dazzling house with 28 rooms.

2nd: I want 50 hot women. Worst enemy: 100 hot women.

3rd: I want a mild heart attack.

:D

Angel_U

Answer 3

good one lol

Answer 4

ha ha ha!!! the brunnette is a clever girl!!!

Answer 5

Do you have a problem with blondes? And guess what, your joke is a pathetic play on a husband who's wife gets everything.