Bubble burst!?

Question

Last night I was tucking my 6 year old son, Tyler, into bed. You all know how it goes... you don't get to brush your teeth sometimes until after they are asleep. Anyway, I tucked him in, leaned down, kissed him goodnight and said " I love you, see you in the morning." My son then said " Mommy, can I ask you a question?" I said "Sure baby!" He then said " Mommy, why does your kisses feel the same but stink tonight?" I didn't know if I should laugh or cry! Talk about bursting your bubble right? So does anyone else have a cute, or what I call "war" stories about raising kids? Seems to me like everyone I know has at least one or two hair raising events...or really cute stories like this one. Have a good day everyone....and remember, brush those teeth before you tuck in your little one...or you might just get a surprise! LOL LOL

Answer 1

I was out shopping with my friend and her 4 and 5 year old when she picked them out some "special" kids toothpaste, the kind with all the sparkles and colors, and she told them "look, you guys get special toothpaste!" To which the 5 yr old boy replied "So we only get to use it once a year?".

Answer 2

I was taking care of my 2 year old cousin Ethan. My mother came down the stairs and my cousin said " Muma!" At first my mother didn't know whether to laugh or to wonder why her nephew had called her his mother. Anyway, it was the sweetest thing in the world. It goes to show you how cute kids can be!

Answer 3

yeah

Answer 4

just tell him something like mom hasn't brushed her teeth yet . Sorry sweetie. I Love you.

Answer 5

While my parents were exclaiming over the banquet i put out for Christmas a few years back my now 11 yr old told my mother she enjoys "cooking" for holidays. Its far easier to spoon the deli food into serving bowls then actually peel veggies. For years I have heard all about how I used a deli instead of actually cooking. (i only bought a veggie platter and a pasta salad) but it has turned into a running joke.

Answer 6

once a friend came round and she had a new

hair style , this friend was fond of the perm

kind of almost afro...(this happened a whyle ago)

DR. Who was on the TV and was very popular

when my friend left after coming over for a cupp

my little angel turned round and said, mummy

****** Looks just like Dr.Who.

Answer 7

We all teach our kids manners so i asked my 2 year old, to finish his brocolli and he said " No thank you mommy" as if he had a choice.

lil booger

Answer 8

I sat down to play with one of the little girls I look after and as I sat down she smiled sweetly and just said "no thank you I want to play alone" and turned her head...i just sat there for a minute thinking-huh! :)

I also have another girl I look after who asked me why the toilet smelled when i came out---thank goodness there was no one else there!!!

Answer 9

Kids are cute, but you occasionally get those annoying ones who bite or hit random people, and don't get disciplined by their parents. A few weeks ago, in the shopping center, one of them ran up and punched me in the soft spots. I asked the mother why she didn't do anything, and she said "Oh, he doesn't know any better."

He only doesn't know any better because the parents haven't taught him that it's wrong.

But, I have a story about my little brother. He's an annoying little twerp sometimes, but he has his good side. I remember when he was four, he always used to say "I don't matter" whenever something happened, because he had never figured out that it was either "it doesn't matter" or "I don't mind." He still does it, much to the amusement of guests. He also insists on calling every dog he sees "puppy" and every cat he sees "kitty." Even when he knows that they're not babies anymore.

Answer 10

I have a 4 1/2 year old (Trevor) and a one year old (Lucas). My 4 1/2 year old asked me, "Mommy when Lucas grows up, will him and I be twins?" I said, "No honey, you will always be older than Lucas. I think if I had twin Trevors or twin Lucases, I would go 'Ahh!'" And Lucas play screams right after me. It was cute.

Answer 11

I remember an incident when my brother was about a year old.  We were in a restaurant having dinner with my grandma and all of a sudden my mom let out a little burp.  Nothing noticeable, until my brother shouted loud enough for everyone to hear 'PIG!'.  My mother turned bright red, paid and left.  

Another story actually involved one of my goddaughters when she was four.  Her little brother had been cutting the hair of her dolls for months and I guess she had decided to get revenge.  She sat her 2 year old brother down in a play chair and used a pair of kid scissors on his pretty blond head of hair.  By the time she was done, he was nearly bald in places with long strands of blond in others.  Her mother and I walked into the room because we heard the commotion.  When her mother asked her why she had done this, her calm and simple explanation was this: she held up her favorite Barbie and said 'He cut her hair, so I cut his'.  It took everything in me to not laugh my head off.