Bug man of Alcatraz?

Question

A guy spends his 10 year prison sentence training a beetle to do acrobatics. On his release he goes straight to a pub, lets his beetle out of the matchbox and says to the barman "Look at this"

The barman smacks his fist down, crushing the beetle to the bar counter and says-

"Yeah, sorry about that. We've had a plague of those little b******s this summer."

Answer 1

In order to learn acrobatics, a beetle would presumably be post-larval, and therefore would have nowhere near 10 years left to live. Even if it began as a larvae, the average beetle lives for a much much shorter time as 10 years. Often less than a year for some species.

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

awwwwwww that poor beetle got killed

Answer 4

S'no fair, I loved Burt Lancaster in the original Bird Man story. To make fun of it is a wee bitty unfair!!! I'm waiting for the next showing of this classic film. I could watch it many times over!!!!

Answer 5

I went out the other day and decided to buy a bike.  I had a broken arm and it took me well over three hours of struggling to ride it home.  When I got home, my wife ran over it with the car and said, "Sorry, darling.  But I hate bikes."

My punchline is pure brilliant, as is yours......

Answer 6

sad but very funny lol

Answer 7

LOL very good

Answer 8

awwwwww bless him.