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Built like a baby (JOKE ADULTS ONLY)?

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A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.

When they start to have s*x, the wife says that she has something to confess.

The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."

So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.

The husband says, "I can deal with that."

He takes off her shirt and shouts, Boy! you are small, but I love you anyway.

The husband says, That he has something to confess also.

She says, "No matter what I will still love you."

He says, "Okay. I am built like a baby down there."

She says, "I can deal with that."

So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up.

She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"

He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."

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  1. Very good punchline. I didn't see that one coming. This is the best of your jokes today in my opinion.

    HEres another one for you:

    A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away, so he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his p***s into the equipment, turned the switch on and "voila", everything else was automatic!! He really had good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. But when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.

    He tried every button on the instrument. Some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less, but none would remove it. Panicking, he called the supplier's Customer Service Hotline.

    The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?"

    Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed such that it will release automatically after collecting about 2 litres of milk."


  2. Ha HA I would have passed out too if i had seen that coming after me!

    Good one!

  3. ha ha ha!!! built like a baby you said?!!! i would say " built like a big baby " !!!

  4. Good one mate!

  5. Ouch!

    lol you get a star

  6. hahahahahahahahaha hilarious

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