Bumper stickers? Funniest ones you've seen?

Question

Hey guys,

Whats the funniest bumper sticker that you've ever seen? I saw one today that said I love my lab(with a picture of a dog) and then in really small letters it said(my meth lab). I almost died laughing. Whats the funniest one you've seen?

Answer 1

it was a bumper sticker on facebook, not on a car.  it was bob the builder and it said "can we fix it......no were fuqked"

Answer 2

"Horn doesn't work, watch for finger"

"My other car is a piece of c**p also"

"My other ride is your mom"

"If you are reading this then you should be watching the road"

And one I had personally made for people who tailgate:

"I'm not g*y so stop riding my ***"

Can't remember the website I had that made at.

Answer 3

"My other car is your's."

"Guns aren't violent, I am."

"No I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you."

"Yes I'm fat but you're ugly and I can lose weight."

"Zero to nymph, just add beer."

Answer 4

Doo Doo occurs.

Don't pout.  Wine.

I'm dyslexic and believe in Dog.

Answer 5

My other ride's your mom.

Jesus loves you . . . but everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Insured by the MAfia.  You hit us, we hit you.

Sh*t happens.  Mostly to me, so don't worry.

Fresh outta 5P

Answer 6

Are you stoned or just stupid?

If you can read this sticker, I can slam on my brakes and claim damages from you

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Answer 7

Im too s**y for my hair thats why it isnt there

I'm so proud of my ungrateful grandchildren

Well arent you just a ray of ****ing sunshine?