Bumper stickers?

Question

"If your late F*** Off"

"Get off my A** Jack A**"

"How does my bumper taste"

"yeah I'll move over when you learn how to drive"

I live in southern california and people drive crazy..

There is so much road rage and i'm sick of people riding the bumper...

Do you have any more suggestions? Make me laugh...

Answer 1

Gas, Grass, or A**, No One Rides For Free.

Keep Honking...I'm Reloading!!!

To the Police: If You Caught Me, How Fast Were YOU Going?!?!

F.O.R.D. - Fixed Or Repaired Daily

F.O.R.D. - Found On Road Dead

If You Would Like A Closer Relationship With God, Keep Riding My Bumper...

Answer 2

Yeah, I once read a bumper that said, If you're going to ride my a**, atleast pull my hair! I thought that was so funny, I live in VA.

Answer 3

Saw a license plate the other day on a sports car-

said "sld kidz"

loved it.

I met my husband on the 91 fwy on our morning commute 20 years ago-he flirted first! but I'm happy there are no offramps in the canyon between Corona and OC!

He did look good on that superbike!

Answer 4

"Stop honking. I'm on the PHONE!"

Answer 5

some of the ones I've seen are..

"Welcome to American, Now speak English!"

"Caution, I brake for tailgaters"

"A hard man is good to find"

Answer 6

Just like a shirt I seen once, written reeaally small, have to be up close to read and says, "Nosey Little F**ker aren't ya"

Or how about, "This is not a Tow Truck" for people who ride your bumper.

Or "My Brake Lights Don't Work, Stay Back 500 Feet"