Bushisms?!?!?!?

Question

Who can give me the best (funniest) Bushism? (FYI, Bushisms are stupid things said by Pres. George W. Bush). Only one per person please. I don't want websites, just an actual quote if you don't mind. Thanks!!

10 points to the funniest one. (My friends and I vote amongst ourselves to decide.) I will check to make sure they were really said by Bush.

Answer 1

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber."—Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002

Truer words were never spoken! The mere thought should scare you to death..LOL

Answer 2

oh god i love u. bushisms are my life

"those who enter our country illegally violate the law."

Answer 3

How can I pick just one?

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." lmao

Answer 4

i was born

Answer 5

Iran is the most dangerous nation in the world and what about the Americans with all those nuclear arsnels?

Answer 6

I collect Bushisms , too. Keep in mind, this man received a bachelor’s degree in history from Yale University in 1968, and a Master of Business Administration from Harvard Business School in 1975.

The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

Our nation must come together to unite.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."

The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.

My all time favorite:

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.