Business dilemma, can anyone help?

Question

I am interested in statring a chocolate factory in New Zealand and I need a couple of hundred mini people to work for me there. I will let them live in the factory instead of paying them. Is there such a work force of mini people available there or can I rent or buy mini people in the area? What is the going rate for a healthy mini person still capable of reproducing? Thanks in advance for your help!

Answer 1

ill work for you

Answer 2

since they all work at the brothel in New Zealand maybe u can import them from Greenland they have a variety and some with green hair.

Answer 3

i am not too terribly short but i will work for chocolate, room and board...lol

Answer 4

I don't have a clue BUT if I walk on my knees can I work for you????? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese I so love chocolate

Answer 5

Have you tried the cave at the end of the rainbow??? you should ahve smoe luck there...I've been looking for a good investment partner have your peeps call my peeps and we can talk

Answer 6

Try the bottom of the south island, they have lots of little people with not much work on.  

You will have to get used to their funny accents though.

Answer 7

I think you just described Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Answer 8

You search will begin in Ireland...

...and end in someone's bowl sack...

...where all the "wee" little fellas' are...

Hope this helped... and God Bless

Answer 9

i am sadly freakishly tall but there's not much i won't do for chocolate.

Answer 10

I can give you up some of my midgets...for a price...

Answer 11

All of New Zealand's mini-people work at Marla's Bed and Brothel.  They are in a union and get excellent benefits.  You're going to have a tough time getting them to leave.

Answer 12

Perhaps you could just dress up little monkeys instead.