But would you survive a were-zombie attack?

Question

If you couldn't tell they were zombies, they could be anyone, may be even in your family, everything seems normal and then, suddenly, BRAINS! chomp chomp chomp. Whacha gonna do?

Answer 1

Ok, so suddenly, say on the full moon, they turn into zombies?  Once I'd survived the initial attack, subsequent full moons would be easy to deal with (just lock 'em up).  As for the first attack, I guess my chances would be as good as a regular zombie attack: much like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects zombies.

I actually have planned escape routes, destinations, and have even considered buying weaponry to combat possible zombie attacks.

Answer 2

Beat thier Brain Eating B***h a$$es down!

Answer 3

no i wouldnt

Answer 4

They'd only be a zombie for two nights a month, tops.

I'm sure we can lock the person in the basement.

Answer 5

i don't want to kill my family, but they better not start acting suss if there's a full moon...

Answer 6

Crowbar through the head.

Answer 7

I'd park them in front of the TV and hand them a controller to the PS2.  Video games solve EVERYTHING.  =P

Answer 8

Well I got 9 guns and 20,000 or so rounds of ammunition. Going to try and get another ak before at least Febuary when obama if he's elected repeals the 2nd ammendment. It's food and water that are my concerns but I have a pool but no proper filtration to make it drinkable. But I live in Phoenix and with days where the temp is 110+ their brains would turn into scrambled egg.

But I would be killed by another person trying to get my munitions stockpile.

And the zobies would be normal speed for about 3 days but when rigor mortis sets in they will be stiff and easy to dodge. just make sure they don't follow you.

I live in AZ, it's all perfectly legal.

Answer 9

A-ha!  A SILVER bullet through the head!  Checkmate!

Answer 10

I eat enough garlic to repell all sorts of unsavory creatures...