By amazing luck and odds, I got invited to go to the Red Wings game tomorrow. Can someone help me with signs?

Question

I need ideas. I'm going all out!

Answer 1

WANTED: Malkin, Evgeni

Embezzlement of Payroll

Last seen during regular season.

Who are the Red Wings playing again?

Denise is more of a man than Sid.

Fluery needs sunscreen.

Answer 2

"Crosby...Isn't it past your bedtime?"

"Hey Sid...My Grandma called, she wants her stache back"

Tickets to game 5 of the Cup finals....$_____.

6 Molsons, and three hotdogs....$58.50.

Watching Shelly Therrien cry like a *****....Pricless.

Answer 3

http://overtime.files.wordpress.com/2007...

Answer 4

Just take a sign that praises the Wings.  Derrogatory signs are just dumb and classless.  Maybe something like Zetterberg for Conn Zmythe, I know its lame and I wouldn't really recommend using it, but there has been much worse.  Just make sure its something about the Wings.  No need to even talk about the Pens demise before a fourth game is won.

When you pick the best answer, tell us what you went with to see if we noticed it on TV.

GO WINGS!!!!

Answer 5

We miss Stevie Y !

Who cares about Delegates, I'm in Hockeytown!

Don't blame me I voted for Lidstrom!

I'm jealous by the way.

Have fun.

Answer 6

Take an octopus and throw it on the ice! s***w the sign. You want to be noticed, throw an octopus! GO RED WINGS!

Answer 7

Lucky.

Hmm... I'll try and think of something to put on a sign.

Answer 8

Pittsburgh-NO cup for you!

Detroit stanley cup winners of '08

Bring home the cup!

Answer 9

Hoist it!

Answer 10

"Crosby you forgot your tutu!"

Answer 11

"Hey Sid, Team's win Cups, not Players!"

"Roberts, that 'Cup' you're drinking out of isn't Stanley's!"

"Hey Mario, at least you like Golf!"

Answer 12

Christ, thats incredibly lucky.  Have fun!

"Still thinking of you, Vladdy"

"(Player/coach) for President!"

Answer 13

"Hey Marc Andre.  Have a nice trip and see you next fall."