By jove! Whhat ever happened to my mustache?

Question

By jove! Whhat ever happened to my mustache?

Answer 1

Oh sorry I borrowed it, I meant to give it back.  Here it is, I'll just shake the crumbs out of it first.

Answer 2

My gosh !!!!! Dont tell anyone this but I believe I saw it last night walking up the street hand in hand with the milkman !!!!! What are you gonna do now? No wait - I found it !!!!!!!

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/1...

Answer 3

It fell in love with a caterpillar and eloped to Gretna Green.

Answer 4

hi

did you sell it on ebay??? 's' xx

Answer 5

You burnt it off drinking sambucca flamers.

Answer 6

Perhaps you left it on someones pubes old chap

Answer 7

I say, it ran away with David  Bellamy's beard. I heard they're trying for a little goatee, what what.