C'mon People I need quotes here!?

Question

C'mon anything funny, or truthful, or sad or ANYTHING! I just need quotes!PLEASE!

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in

the universe and he'll believe you.  

Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and

he'll have to touch it to be sure.  

~Murphy's Law

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  ~William Castle

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It is already tomorrow in Australia.  ~Charles Schulz

Answer 3

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.  

Answer 4

give a man a fish and feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and feed him for life,give a man a religion and he'll starve to death praying for fish....anonomynous

a weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend...anonomynous

extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.....Carl Sagan

Answer 5

"Even if it's a lie, even if it's a dream, please turn to me. Your smile on a certain day isn't a lie, it's not a dream. But having it turn to me might be my lie, my dream. But the day you call my name, it won't be a lie, it won't be a dream. It's never been a lie, it's never been a dream that I love you."

From Battle Royale

Answer 6

"I'm happy living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it" Marilyn Monroe.

"Old age is not so bad, when you consider the alternatives." Maurice Chevalier.

"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat" Robert Byrne.

"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once." Evan Esar.