CAN YOU FIND AN AMERICAN WHO HAS NOT BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?

Question

If it is not religion it is science fiction?mad or what?

Answer 1

me

Answer 2

ME, ME, ME!

Answer 3

No. But I found an Enlishman who doesn't know how to turn his caps lock off.

Answer 4

I'm American, and know many others...never once met anyone who claimed any kind of contact with aliens.

Perhaps you watch too much TV to think all of us claim that.

Answer 5

i think there's nothing left

Answer 6

yep  

Answer 7

Well I am an alien, so technically me. Although I'm Irish so...

Answer 8

you do realize that the USA  was founded on freedom of religeon? so most are  going to believe in a higher power.I have not been abducted  by aliens. I am a Christian though .

Answer 9

That's alll I need. A spaceship and a prayerbook, then I'm happy happy happy...

Answer 10

the ones who weren't kidnapped came from other planets in the first place.

Answer 11

lol wat do you mean? only a few people have been said to be captured by aliens, and they usually seem to come back/

Answer 12

lmao !!! in the city evryone hates aliens just go to a city lol  

Answer 13

ya me

Answer 14

I've noticed that aliens seem to have a predilection for

the abduction of American idiots, and

inflicting crop circles on British Stonehenge fanatics.

Answer 15

i have never been abducted by aliens.

Answer 16

Well, I found one.  ~points to myself.~

I don't know if it's real or not, so I couldn't answer if it was true science fiction or not... it does seem to be a bit of a religion at times... if you were to mix church with football fanatics, that's what alienism would be.

Answer 17

Yes. There are still about half a dozen of us that haven't been abducted yet. I am waiting patiently.

Come on guy. Do you actually believe that alien abductions are taking place on a daily basis? The majority of Americans don't believe in UFOs to begin with and I am one of them that don't believe in UFOs. I never saw one and I never will. They don't exist. I won't be abducted by UFO aliens. Besides I carry a gun.

Answer 18

Government/Alien Conspiracy.  They have an agreement where the aliens are allowed to take several humans and lots of cattle each year.  They require a certain enzyme contained in our eyes and colons.

I'm not joking, look up "The Disclosure Project" on youtube or googlevideo.

Answer 19

There are very few people that don't do the following:

1. Claim to be abducted by aliens.

2. Think God is real.

3. Get religion confused with science.

4. Say science is stupid and wrong and religion is right.

5. Deny the big bang.

6. Deny evolution.

7. Think the world is going to end in 2012.

8. Believe in Nibiru.

9. Confuse science with science fiction.

10. And worst of all, they don't know Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Answer 20

yes but ..........

Answer 21

I'm an American who has never once been kidnapped by aliens. You need search no farther.

My son was an alien, but now he's a US citizen.  We adopted him from Russia. So you might say that i've kidnapped an alien. Don't tell my wife this, though, she's pretty sensitive.  I thought she was going to take my head off the other year.  I told her it was her birthday - 6/6/6. At least she doesn't seem to know her birth sign.