1.what time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
2.why are there gates around a cemetary?
3.what has no begining middle or end but touches every continent?
4whats the best way to catch a fish?
5.when is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
okay now for the funny ones!!!! ill give you the answers
6.why are blonde jokes so short?
so brunettes can remember them?
7.how can you make a blonde laush on sunday?
tell her a joke on wednesday.
8. well this is more of a story okay.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my b***s, I can splash it in my eyes."
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