CHICKEN jokes?!?!?!?!?!

Question

my freind is OBSESSED with chickens! she loves how they r so fluffy and cute. ok well this may sound wierd but every once in a while she would yell out CHICKEN!? wen someone brings it up. i know im making her sound like a goof ball but she sorta is. dont get me wrong shes not a complete idiot who no one wants 2 go out with! shes had tons of boyfreinds.. ok lol. well is there anything funny i can tell her about a chicken? like why the chicken crossed the road. although im sure she heard all of them. i really wanna make her laugh. okay so got chicken jokes?

Answer 1

So lame ones for you sorry!!!1

Chicken jokes 01

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?

A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: To get to the udder side!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?

A: She laid a sidewalk!

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

A: She kicked the bucket!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

A: She was tickled to death!

Answer 2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the possum it could be done.

Why did [insert friends name here] cross the road?

She was following the chicken.

Answer 3

I like Taryn's!!  LOL