CHUCK NORRIS!!!! + a cool tip?

Question

what are the best chuck norris jokes? also if you go to google.com and type "find chuck norris" and click on im feeling lucky something really funny will happen!!!! try it!

Answer 1

I don't even know who that is and it's funny!

Answer 2

Haha, I tried it, that's pretty funny.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk.  When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.  When Chuck Norris gets mad, everyone dies.

Answer 3

wen chuck norris is in water he isnt water is on him

LOL my french teacher is obsesed!!

he has a thing on his lap top and its the chuck norris quote of the day

he reads them 2 us! LOLZ

Answer 4

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

Answer 5

lol thats hilarious.

theres one about chuck norris eating his birthday cake before they could tell him strippers were hiding in it or something     .??