COWBOY walks into saloon & says '' im the Meanest & fastest GUN in the WEST !

Question

A man stands up DRAWS & SHOOTS him DEAD & says WELCOME to the EAST dipshit !

Answer 1

a tough cowboy walks into the saloon and has himself a whiskey.

but when he goes back outside , his horse has vanished.

so he moseys back into the saloon and says. " if my horse isn`t back out there by the time i`ve had one more whisky, i`m gonna have to do what i did in dodge city"

panic ensues, and by the time he`s finished his drink , the horse is back.  he mounts up and starts to ride away , when the old timer on the porch says ." tell me son , just what DID you do in dodge city"

tough cowboy replies ;  " I walked home "

Answer 2

lol so stupid yet sooooooooooooooooooo funny

Answer 3

lol that's a good one

Answer 4

He should have looked at the signs as he came into town!!!!!

Answer 5

L.o.L so funny.

Answer 6

LOL....!

Answer 7

Very good but not as good as the half a dog one,,

Answer 8

<snigger>