Calling ALL Joker Fans please??

Question

You know the msn messenger thingy where you put quotes and stuff?

Well, I wanted some Joker phrases, but only joker's not batman's or dialogues, just phrases.

Please limit yourself to a few, and all of the ones you know and/or like.

Thank you so much!!

Bella

P.S: I just can't get enough of my favorite villian,hehehhuhu

Answer 1

The Joker had so many good lines in The Dark Knight.

"Why so serious?"

"Let's put a smile on that face."

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger."

"You know, you remind of my father... I hated my father!"

"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push."

"Do I look like a guy with a plan?"

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!"

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one."

Answer 2

why... so... serious?

do I look like i have a plan? no, I’m a dog chasing a car, if i caught it i’d have no idea what to do with it. I don’t plan things i just do.

i believe that what doesn't kill you just makes you.. stranger

Answer 3

The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?

[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone]

The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?

[grabs a man's face]

The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.

[turns the man's face away]

The Joker: No...

The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad...

The Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.

Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!

The Joker: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of my father.

[pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth]

The Joker: I hated my father!

Rachel Dawes: [off screen] Okay, stop!

[turns to face Rachel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and approaches Rachel, adjusting his hair with the knife]

The Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hmm? And you *are* beautiful.

[hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel]

The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?

[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]

The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...

[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]

The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: Then you're going to love me.

The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

Batman: No! But I know how you got these!

[bumps along while driving hijacked truck]

The Joker: I like this job - I like it!

Answer 4

This isn't from "Dark Knight," but it is my favorite Joker quote:

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed"

Answer 5

this 3 phrases are my favorites

-Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos.

-And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair.

-I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are

Saludos!!