Calling All STINKERS!?

Question

I try not to be rude, but i have a farting problem, i cant help it, they are loud and smelly

Answer 1

beano...

Answer 2

sport a stinker shirt. or, do some stand up comedy.

Answer 3

Hope the following tips help reduce your problem, but u got to believe::

1...Eat less vegetables, consume less gassy drinks

2...Wake up earlier than usual, say 30-45 mins and do early

     brisk walking, or other stretching exercises.

     Do 10 mins of abdomen rubbing/palm hitting.

3...Clear your bowels every 24-48hrs and not longer

4...See your doctor to obtain charcoal tablets if your problem

      persists after 2 weeks.

It is as simple as that. A matter of belief and proactive action.