Calling all lovely comedians of Y!A?

Question

I need "I like my (wo)men like I like my..." jokes, please! No corny, worthless ones.

Answer 1

I like my men like my coffee,black and sweet.

Answer 2

i like my woman like i like my shoes...they shud get dirty once in a while.

omg i created this right now....i cant believe it.

Answer 3

I like my women like i like my coffee

cold and bitter

its an acquired taste

Answer 4

I like my men like I like my movies: filled with action and exciting.

I like my men like I like my hardwood flooring: easy to walk all over.

I like my men like I like my lamps: bright and easy to turn on.

I like my men like I like my computer: programable and easy to control .

I like my men like I like my computer: programable and easy to control .

I like my men like I like my motorcycle: big and easy to ride.

I like my men like I like my candles: on fire!

I like my men like I like my shoes: like to be tied up and support me when I get cold feet.

I like my man like I like scotch tape: strong and able to hold me together.

I like my men like I like my wine: complex, delicious, and with the power to make me feel like the room is spinning.

I like my men like I like my watches: pretty face, always on time, and good with numbers.

I like my men like I like my fishnet stockings: all over me (and my legs), always keeps me warm.

I like my man like I like shrubbery: nice to look at and easy to maintain.