Calling all psychics: Can someone please tell me what ...?

Question

my future holds for me?

I am not sure I can stand the freaking suspense anymore.

Thanks.

*cries in anticipation*

Answer 1

You will marry me, then Guido will come gunning for me, and ompelle will have a demonic alpaca babby, but that isn't really about you, so you'll get mad at me for bringing it up and probably divorce me and marry Guido, then I will be unhappy and cry

*cries*

Answer 2

i'm glad you asked. you will become one of angelina jolie's childcare supervisor. you will be in charge of sandbox ,and big wheels.

you'll be very rich, and more importantly,

you'll want to sneak me in, to watch angie sleep ,at nite.

i'll give you an extra dollar if you let me touch her.  

Answer 3

Hmmmm..... I see Large Sausages dancing on the beach in Hawaii...       Catnip   ...    A furball being licked by someone in possession of a large sausage.....   A large shiney sausage that buzzes?  No wait, that can't be right?  Oh, it's a large link sausage waiting for you in a bed of flowers, the bees are buzzing all around.  I hear the faint crashing of ocean waves and feel wind in your fur, and a large sausage.

Answer 4

I am not really psychic, but I feel things that are difficult to explain..... I get the colour blue with you which means you are or have been sad. I get problems in relationships, roses (?), and a blue truck. (God knows!!!) Oh well I tried!  

Answer 5

Hello Mia

Good avatar!

Have a look at my profile, follow links if its what your looking for x

Sadhara

Answer 6

I predict that in the very near future you will be wondering what your future holds for you--and you will be in great suspense waiting for an answer to this...

Answer 7

We need more info.. psychics cant just predict stuff without a palm or a birthdate you know..

Answer 8

In the future someone will steal your beautiful purple wig. *Cries in shock*

Answer 9

I see that soon Wonder will be holding many sausages in her paws

They will be foot long keilbasas, and smell faintly of wet wool. I see her standing knee deep in a river of Cheez Whiz, always a good omen,

while goldfish crackers swim by. Your true love will be known by the box of jelly donuts he carries. If he eats one and squirts you with his jelly, he is the one.

(knows all, sees all, the rest I video and sell on ebay)

*cries* for the donuts

Answer 10

Sorry, but you're going to be the victim of a rather severe slaying by person or persons unknown. You will struggle, but you'll fail to stop the attack and your body parts will be discovered in a burlap sack, wrapped in plastic and under a pier. The perpetrators, will never be caught and brought to justice, despite months of intense investigation by the "MOE,LARRY, CURLY" detective agency.

Answer 11

You will soon start wearing Carmen Miranda fruit hats so that you may trawl the local markets for a new cabana boy named Raul.

You are also about to lose two pounds due to some unwashed lettuce in a salad you'll eat this week.

Answer 12

Crying, and lots of it.

*hands you a tissue*

Answer 13

Your future's so bright you have to wear shades.