Calling all telekinetics?

Question

Could you please move my sofa into the back room, and my large table into the front room? I would do it myself, but it would be so much easier for me if you could do it telekinetically.

Thanks in advance.

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Answer 1

Well, if you pay me a few million I'd do it. It takes a lot of effort.

Answer 2

Sometimes I really wish this stuff were true. Last weekend I  carted up a bunch of rock from the lake shore behind my house up to my front driveway. I really would have preferred to hire a telekinetic to do the same thing. Heck, he wouldn't even have to leave his own house to do it if he could astrally project!

Answer 3

I'll trade you.

I'll move your stuff and you can sarcasm the paint onto my living room walls.

Answer 4

sorry i am not telekinetic but if you if you want i could astrally project over to your house and give you a hand to lift it

Answer 5

Ok, I will Michael.

Answer 6

lol!what a good sense of 'black' humor,now you can use

your imagination and pretend that your back room is the front

room and vice-versa,and voila' there you have it!lol!thanks for the humor,help to relax a little

Answer 7

LMAO!!! HAAHAHHAa... Nice.

Now I wonder who actually does it... because telekinesis does not exist, and if it does... people wouldn't be showing it off at parties and Las Vegas stages...

Answer 8

I would love to, but my astral back is bad and I would throw it out if I lifted so much.

Answer 9

By telekinetic -- do you mean a slip link to a robot....