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Can Chuck Norris defeat The Flash in a race around the World?

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Chuck Norris would not only beat the Flash in a race, he would make the Flash pay him for winning the race.
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that would depend if chuck norris was allowed to use his powers of flight and his heat ray vision or if you are restricting him to running and going around objects instead of using his super stregth to smash through them.
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Chuck would win even though it would seem as if he never moved. Being Chuck he is in all places at once. Never question Chuck again.
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how do you think the earth started spinning in the first place, chuck norris roundhouse kicked it when the earth was talkin sh%t
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How dare u question the greatness of chuck norris?
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Chuck Norris doesn't circumnavigate The Earth, The Earth circumnavigates Chuck Norris.

The question is a non-sequitur.

However, since the Earth is limited by Relativity Theory, I think The Flash would circle The Earth faster than the Earth would circle Chuck Norris.
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That's easy! Since the earth actually rotates around Chuck Norris he's already won.
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He automaticly won.
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