Can Chuck Norris lead us out of difficult economic times, kick Russia's butt, win all the Gold medals...?

Question

...and single handedly march into Osama Bin Laden's cave and drag him to the US by his beard?

Answer 1

Nope.

Neither can Obama or Mccain.

I wish Bruce Lee was alive.

He could drive a mean limo Mr. Reed.

Answer 2

Chuck Norris can do anything

Answer 3

Signs point to yes

Answer 4

No. That is as likely to happen as you enlisting in the US military and bringing bin laden in "dead or alive " for george w bush. NOT Going to happen!