Can I UPS my bong safely?

Question

i love my RooR, and i want to bring it to college, but i definitely don't feel like getting into trouble. if i cleaned it out wiht rubbing alcohol and hot water, put it in a bag, and packaged it myself, what's the risk of me getting caught for a UPS ground mail? and if i got caught shipping a bong what would happen?

Answer 1

Swap it with some crusty tampons.

Answer 2

wouldnt recommend it unless it is completely resinless..even then it may make its way to the dean of students and you could get expelled...

Answer 3

If you smoke that much weed that you have a bong, why are you going to college? You need to quit that habit before you end up in jail, being cornholed by some obese, drooling, AIDS-infected pervert.

Possession of drug paraphenalia is a state crime and shipping it across state lines is a federal crime. In addition to jail time, the legal fees will be in the thousands and you can be expelled.

Answer 4

I'm sure its legal to ship those totally legal tobacco smoking devices across state lines to yourself. You just use it for legal tobacco right?

Answer 5

Probably jail time, If it is shipped over state borders, it goes from a Felony to a Federal Felony and it becomes a Federal Crime. It doesn't matter how much you clean your bong, the thc will stick to the glass no matter how hard you try. Why doesn't you just go pay 129 dollars and get one. Seriously... if they're wasting their money on weed anyways... how bout you don't smoke 5 times and buy a bong.

Answer 6

stop doing drugs

Answer 7

You'll probably be OK. It's just an instrument for smoking tobacco. But if there is any residue of the illegal nature, you have drug paraphernalia.

Answer 8

With a question that dumb, you'll probably never make it though college.  Ease off the dope, man.

Answer 9

I work in University administration and bringing your bong is just stupid.  You can get in some serious trouble at schools for smoking pot.

Make friends, do it off campus, and don't bother bringing a bong.

Plus the point of college is to study not stagnate.

Answer 10

Just send it, and be sure to put your full/correct name and address on the package. We'll be right with you.

Answer 11

Buy a new one at school, let your mom find your other one in you room!

Ditch the bong, give up the weed, focus on your studies, and become a productive member of the workforce.

Answer 12

If you're worried about getting caught then you need to go to a more liberal college.