Can I be related to a caveman?

Question

I want to drag my wife around by the hair and carry a big stick.

Answer 1

It is that cave people learned how to mix cement, and they made laws,ethics, and etiquette. So you may not drag your wife by the hair and carry a bat anymore.

You have to practice extreme sports if you still like to misbehave.

Answer 2

You're already halfway there.  Just move to a cave, and get yourself a brow ridge.

Answer 3

Oh yes.  Yes, indeed you are related to a caveman!  Whether or not you want to drag your wife around.

Answer 4

Define caveman.

Answer 5

...you must be distantly related to stickyhairy drag-racing cave-person communities.

yes ... you are seeking to portray and perform your charming male relationship duties according to partially true created educational evolutions to satisfy present partial purposes and responsibilities.

you have been learning by example by a creed of cavish dwellers now builded many artifices in this modern realm....

some inside and some outside the cave.

but you should be carefull....your wife and many of her supporters have made it very easy to cut her hair...remove your stick...and drag you to the museum of steel and cement they have evolved to correct your present self-creations.

for the purpose to satisfy....some comic or teaching relief.

be well

Answer 6

Only if you are my ex's long lost brother...

Answer 7

You're not related to a caveman. You ARE a caveman.

Answer 8

Or do Geico commercials?

Answer 9

If you carry your "wife" around by the hair, just be careful you don't hit a sharp object and deflate her.