Can I be the King of England?

Question

Even though I'm an ape man.

Answer 1

You look more like the wolfman maybe that is your ancestry.

Answer 2

The Queen cannot create one "King of England" since a kingdom of England does not exist and monarchs do not create titles equal to their own.

Answer 3

NO but you will be able to run for president when this stupid country wakes up and becomes a republic

Answer 4

Erm,NO.

Answer 5

Once you come out of the trees and quit swinging, you can be whatever you want

Answer 6

You couldn't do a worse job as an ape man than the jackass that's next in line,but sadly no unless you've some royal connections there

Answer 7

OK, yes, very well then.

But it'll cost you.

I'll email you the title, if you send me $1,000,000  

(I take Paypal)

Answer 8

of course you can! but first marry a  snork.

Answer 9

Not this time dear. Not this time.

Answer 10

You might want to discuss this with Her Majesty, the Queen. Since she is Queen of the United Kingdom and the Queen regnant of sixteen independent states. I don't see why it should bother her to spare you a little piece of land. It'll be great, she can recreate the title "King of England" just for you since it has been extincted for almost 200 years now.

Answer 11

Only if your name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor, the Prince of Wales.

Sorry, it appears your mother gave you the wrong name.

Answer 12

No The King must be legitimately born into the Royal family to reign, That's why Prince Phillip isn't King.